GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic b